| catwoman1022 ( @ 2005-12-07 07:20:00 |
Apparently...really bad....

Your humble and obedient servant,
Catwoman1022
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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In July, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In August, I sacrificed
vocabvixen to Cthulhu (500 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-340 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Catwoman1022
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